the daily show

good morning ladies & gentlemen! welcome to the daily show with jany sing! this is the show where we watch & tackle another episode of one more day in the life of no other than...JANY! -- audience claps & roars, hands over head, with matching standing ovation to the cue of the set production assistant

PLAY VTR:
wake up (just a few minutes before the alarm sets off)
brush teeth & drink a glass of water
take a bath & dress up for office
gulp down breakfast & vitamins, then brush teeth
participate in the drag race in edsa going to office (while listening to rx 93.1)
park car & join the walkathon to office
work
...(vtr continues to play, ending with jany retiring to sleep)

heard this new song over the radio this morning. i'm not normally a fan of OPM songs but i like this for being so witty & straightforward:

AKALA

Parokya ni Edgar

akala ko iced tea yun pala beer

akala ko reverse yun pala second-gear

akala ko kasya yun pala hindi

akala ko tama yun pala mali

akala ko hip-hop yun pala metal

akala ko batis yun pala kanal

akala ko toothpaste yun pala glue

akala ko verde yun pala blue

akala ko tsinelas yun pala sapatos

akala ko umabot yun pala kapos

akala ko bukas yun pala kahapon

akala ko mamaya yun pala ngayon

akala ko alam ko na ang lahat

ng dapat kong malaman

ngunit mali na naman

pero okay lang yan

wag kang matakot na baka magkamali

walang mapapala kung hindi ka magbabakasakali

dahil lumilipas ang oras

baka ka maiwanan kung hindi mo susubukan

akala ko chicken yun pala asado

akala ko bukas pero yun pala sarado

akala ko mansanas yun pala banana

akala ko meron pa yun pala wala na

akala ko foreign yun pala pinoy

akala ko blackjack yun pala pusoy

akala ko talo yun pala panalo

akala ko si chito yun pala ako

akala ko dati walang mangyayari

akala din nila ngayon wala silang masabi

akala ng lahat mapapagod din ako

mabuti nalang matigas ang aking ulo

akala ko walang mapupuntahan

kahit na paghirapan ngunit mali na naman

kung di ko sinubukan sanay hindi ko na nalaman

edi na sayang lang

wag kang matakot na baka magkamali

walang mapapala kung hindi ka magbabakasakali

dahil lumilipas ang oras

baka ka maiwanan kung hindi mo susubukan

thanks for watching today's show! hope to see you guys again tomorrow & have a great day to everyone! -- again, audience claps & roars, hands over head, with matching standing ovation to the cue of the set production assistant